🐸The Epic Saga of the @wassieverse🐸 Long ago, two retard internet warlords, @wasserpest (Mouse with long nose) and @inversebrah (Real Donald trump), looked upon the chaos of CT and thought What if we put frog energy into overdrive? And thus, Lord Wassie was born. Not quite a Pepe. Not quite a Wojak. But somehow a deeply relatable amphibian with the permanent aura of down horrendous. The lore was simple: life is pain, number go up, number go down, and @wassie goes with it. Fast forward to April 2024. Instead of just being a cursed PNG spammed in group chats, the Wassieverse NFTs launched on Solana actually. 2,500+ fully rigged 3D avatars: because why suffer in 2D when you can suffer in glorious HD. Mint price? Doesn’t matter. The only real utility was: emotional support frog during bear markets. Holders? Around 1,000 another retard who said, Yes, I would like to pay money to feel my existential dread in 3D. The community rallied. The floor wobbled, But the vibes??? Went crazyyyy. Today, Wassieverse is less of a project and more of a shared religion of deep suffering and laughter. Market cap: Anywhere between one McDonald’s franchise and Jeff Bezos lunch tip. Trading volume: slow as my gf brain, because let’s be real, no one sells their Wassie. You just hold and cope. Roadmap: Cry 🥲 Laugh 🤣 Do it together 🐸 Because that’s the real Wassie utility: when the market rugs you, at least you’re rug pilled with friends. The Wassieverse is proof that in NFTs, art doesn’t need to be groundbreaking, utility doesn’t need to exist, and roadmaps are optional. All you need is: A frog 🐸 & A vibe ✨ And the collective acceptance that we are all Wassies. And we cant forget the team behind it @MonkeyCharts (President monkey) @TheMayorOf9ja (The platypus) Because of them we meme spammers got the community.